“Thinking up new ways to get you 100 percent or more!”

by Walter Olson on February 20, 2007

An ad for Hampton Roads, Va., Lowell (”The Hammer”) Stanley. It’s very reminiscent of the classic ads for Rochester’s similarly nicknamed Jim (”The Hammer”)(Feb. 6, etc.), including the grainy footage of disasters in the background (via Nicole Black).

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1 John 02.21.07 at 8:27 am

If he is getting me “100% of the benefits I deserve,” how is “The Hammer” getting paid?

2 Piotr Reysner 02.21.07 at 2:13 pm

Because you only “deserve” 67% minus costs. Therefore, you get 100% of what you deserve.

This guy deserves a hammer to the foot.

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