Tattoo-covered Eduardo Arrocha, who’s been eating nails for 15 years in the sideshow role of “Eak the Geek”, has decided to become a lawyer and has begun studies at Cooley Law School in Lansing. (AP/MLive, Sept. 4). James Taranto rather unkindly speculates that Arrocha’s career switch “will improve the prestige of both professions” (WSJ Best of the Web, Sept. 5).


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Nah… Too easy!
He’ll fit in just fine at any firm where the partners “eat what they kill.”
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