• A ready-made lawsuit for people with asthma or emphysemia. It’s discrimination! The settlement will have Target distributing free hand bellows.

  • At a restaurant today I noticed that the sugar packet contained the following:

    “DIRECTIONS: Open and use.”

    Someone had to request this. Someone had to write it. Someone had to approve it. (probably after multiple corporate word-smith iterations).

    How serious is this? Serious. And don’t forget Donald Sutherland’s professor character in Animal House – – “I’m not kidding. This is my JOB!”