Comments on: Telling blonde jokes in workplace http://overlawyered.com/2008/12/telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace Chronicling the high cost of our legal system Sun, 27 May 2012 16:39:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: E-Bell http://overlawyered.com/2008/12/telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace/comment-page-1/#comment-35989 E-Bell Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:58:33 +0000 http://overlawyered.com/?p=7946#comment-35989 There are only a couple of good lawyer jokes. The rest are true stories. There are only a couple of good lawyer jokes.

The rest are true stories.

]]> By: L Nettles http://overlawyered.com/2008/12/telling-blonde-jokes-in-workplace/comment-page-1/#comment-35943 L Nettles Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:55:30 +0000 http://overlawyered.com/?p=7946#comment-35943 Note that the top rated Blonde joke at the linked site is this. There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. The moral being that the only group the public would like more to make fun of than blondes are lawyers. Note that the top rated Blonde joke at the linked site is this.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

The moral being that the only group the public would like more to make fun of than blondes are lawyers.

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