Shoplifter steals shark

by Walter Olson on January 20, 2009

The Long Island man smuggled it out of a pet store under his jacket and used credit card fraud for another aquarium acquisition, notes Lowering the Bar. When the next fish you steal/Is a dangerous eel/That’s a moray….

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1 Chris Berez 01.20.09 at 11:37 pm

When the next fish you steal/Is a dangerous eel/That’s a moray….

I laughed out loud at that for at least five solid minutes. Brilliant.

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