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  • Mmm, in a related story, plaintiffs attorneys filed a class action against “big paper” for the thousands of people who suffer paper cuts each year.

    There are rumors they will sue “big lemon juice” next.

  • I want to sue someone for all the blogs in my bookmarks that are no longer functioning, thus wasting my time.

    Can anyone recommend a 1-800 number for an eager attorney?

  • I could have advised this plaintiff using a quick rule-of-thumb about match.com and averted this costly legal action (could have nipped it in the bud, in other words).

    My axiom is thus:

    If the girl is half-way attractive, and her pictures are < 5 years old, and she doesn’t live in Sri Lanka, and she does not advertise having been institutionalized, then she it what we call a “ringer” (not really a current member that one could go out with).

  • I’m amused, because I’ve mentally considered this as a possible class action for a year or two.