Shouldn’t have microwaved the rat

by Walter Olson on April 29, 2010

Police say her scheme of planting a cooked rat in her lunch was miscalculated because the restaurant doesn’t use microwaves. She’s facing nine months in jail. [Appleton Post-Crescent via Obscure Store]


1 Bob Lipton 04.29.10 at 7:19 am

As someone who watches Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares, I can tell you that’s a nice potential marketing line: “Our Rats are Never Microwaved”.


2 wfjag 04.29.10 at 11:33 am

Where’s PETA when you need it? Instead of stogie old elephants, a naked Olivia Munn should be saying “I like rats.” She’s bound to know a few.

3 Richard Nieporent 04.29.10 at 3:07 pm

Never mind sending her to jail. I think the punishment should fit the crime. By the way, what type of wine goes with rat?

4 D 04.29.10 at 4:09 pm

Richard, I like the way you think.

5 SmartGuy 04.29.10 at 11:09 pm

Lots of these fake cases are just settled out of court.

Any disciplinary actions agaist the distinguished rat purveying attorney in this case?

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