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Do these lawyers get up in the morning and ask themselves, “What should I do today? I know I’ll prove Shakespeare was right!”

I dislike Facebook more than most, but if you don’t want your snowflake to play in the sandbox don’t give him a shovel.

Deep corporate pockets + Corrupt Jackpot Justice courts + Endlessly greedy lawyers = THIS litigation

The twitter suit would make a great movie. Erin Brockovitch 2: The Confirmatory Text Message.

Plaintiffs activated one or more options in their Twitter accounts, online, to receive notifications concerning their account via text messages on April 6, 2011. Plaintiffs continued to receive text message notifications from Defendant thereafter. At some point Plaintiffs decided that they no longer wanted to receive text message notifications on their cellular tellephone from defendant.

Plaintiff then responded to Defendant’s last text message notification by replying “stop,” as instructed by Twitter.

In response to receiving this revocation of consent, Defendant then immediately sent another, unsolicited, confirmatory text message to Plaintiff’s cellular telephone.

…. Plaintiffs and members of the Class were harmed by the acts of Defendant in at least the following ways: Defendant, either directly or through its agents, illegally contacted Plaintiffs and the Class members via their cellular telephone by using an unsolicited and/or confirmatory text message, thereby causing Plaintiffs and the Class members to incur certain cellular telephone charges or reduce cellular telephone time for which Plaintiffs and the Class members previously paid, and invading the privacy of said Plaintiffs and the class members….

They’re suing Facebook for allowing minors to “like” products without parental permission,

My gods… Those monsters!

Letting kids like something without a parent’s permission?

Anarchy, I tell you, the world has descended into anarchy!