September 12 roundup


  • ““Woman Won’t Have to Pay for Her Own Cavity Search””

    $1,122 for a cavity search? Man, I usually only pay a few hundred bucks for… I mean, what now?

  • One good thing may come from the hospital cavity search, now aware of the costs police forces may limit their use to only the really deserving.

  • Under Obamacare, the costs of body cavity searches would be covered under preventative care.
    As for the man injured swimming in the Pacific Ocean, what part of “ocean”, exactly, is unclear?