“Lawyer: Suspend murder trial so I can compete in Hemingway look-alike contest”

by Walter Olson on June 30, 2012

Attorney Frank Louderback, representing murder defendant Jerry Bottorff, asked the judge to suspend his client’s scheduled trial on July 20.

Why?

He’s entered the annual Ernest Hemingway Look-a-Like Contest at Sloppy Joe’s in Key West and doesn’t want to miss it. The winner will be crowned on July 21.

A judge turned down the request, pointing out that the trial date had been announced long previously, and wished Louderback the best of luck in next year’s look-alike contest. [Miami Herald, MSNBC]

{ 2 comments }

1 mojo 07.02.12 at 11:42 am

Can you say “doesn’t have his head in the game”?

2 Bored Lawyer 07.02.12 at 12:30 pm

I guess he found out For Whom The Bell Tolls.

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