“I Can’t Play NHL 2008 Online Forever, Plaintiff Complains”

Electronic Arts no longer supports online play for older team sports simulations for which there is little or no consumer demand, since play based on several-year-old team rosters does not excite very many customers. This makes customer Justin Bassett very sad, to hear his class action lawyers tell it, and he is suing in New York (but under California law) to get the problem fixed. [Lowering the Bar]


  • Lionel Hutch and his fictional suit against the Never Ending Story.

  • Plaintiff, also seeks to join as a defendant a female named “Wendy” for wrongfully kidnapping him from The Island of Lost Boys so that he is expected to grow up.