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While his wife, Jeanette Passalaqua, was giving birth, Steven fainted in the delivery room, fracturing his skull and dying two days later. This is, says the family, the fault of Kaiser Foundation Hospitals and Southern California Permanente Medical Group Inc. “‘This avoidable tragedy was a direct result of Kaiser’s ordinary negligence in failing to exercise reasonable care to prevent foreseeable injuries to Steven,’ according to the suit, which was filed last week in San Bernardino County Superior Court.” So if your maternity ward is rubber-padded next time you go there, you know why.

So I looked it up in the San Bernardino County Superior Court docket database: the case settled almost immediately. The docket does not report the amount of the settlement, which could conceivably have been for a token amount, but one can infer that there was some substantial money involved, because the settlement required proof of the purchase of annuities for the two plaintiff minors, which normally wouldn’t be worth the transactions costs if the sums were tiny. But that inference may be incorrect. If ever I find myself in San Bernardino, maybe I’ll check the paper record to see if there’s more public detail.

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This just in from my IP ADR Blog colleague Mike Young of Alston + Bird

I wish I was clever enough to make this stuff up, but I’m not.  Only reality can be this bizarre.

A sexual harassment defendant settles the case for $1.3 million.  Not satisfied with the usual “no admission of liability” clause found in most settlement agreements, Mr. Harasser insists on an adjudication of NON-liability as a condition to paying the $1.3 million.

Here’s how the parties work it:

As part of the settlement, the harassment dispute will be “arbitrated” based on stipulated facts.  The defendant will have sole discretion in the selection of the “arbitrator” and will pay the entire fee.  The stipulated facts are, essentially, “defendant is innocent and plaintiff is wrong.”

Not only does the settlement agreement set forth the stipulated facts for the “arbitration,” it also dictates the arbitration award, word for word (essentially “the defendant is innocent and the plaintiff is wrong), and then spells out the press release that will follow the “arbitration,” that the defendant was totally vindicated in the lawsuit by a defense award (leaving out, of course, the part about paying $1.3 million to the plaintiff).

With me so far?

A fake arbitration to be followed by a false press release…and then the defendant pays the $1.3 million.

This is pulling a fast one on the public and a perversion of the justice system since the fake arbitration award would inevitably be followed by an uncontested entry of judgment based on the arbitral award.

Were I the defendant, I would be pretty careful to select an arbitrator who I knew would go along with this, like my [hypothetical] sociopathic uncle.  I certainly wouldn’t select a former judge and one of the State’s top private jurists.

But, what do I know.  In this case, the defendant with the unilateral right to select the arbitrator for this “arbitration” selected a former San Francisco judge sitting on the prominent JAMS panel, Daniel Weinstein.

To no one’s surprise except maybe the defendant, the plaintiff didn’t show up for the “arbitration.”  Why should she?  Based on the stipulated facts, she already “lost” the “arbitration.”  For reasons that are not fully explained in the subsequent legal opinion, but probably because Weinstein is smart and ethical enough to know a rat when he sees one running across his conference room table, Weinstein refused to participate in the sham proceeding.

As the defendant, what would you do now? I’d probably pay the $1.3 million and call it a day. Because the case had not been dismissed, the court called the parties in to see what was going on.  The plaintiff said she wanted to enforce the settlement.  The defendant said the plaintiff breached the settlement agreement by not showing up to the “arbitration,” and that the settlement agreement had a real arbitration provision so that any dispute over the agreement had to be arbitrated (the old fashioned way).  The trial court read the settlement agreement for the first time, and then denied the defendant’s motion to compel arbitration.

Now would be a good time to pay up and move on.  There’s been no publicity and no public disclosure of this bizarre effort to fool the press and public with a sham arbitration proceeding.  But no.  This defendant decided to appeal the denial of the motion to compel arbitration, making everything public.

Sure enough, the appellate court issued an opinion, not officially published but available on the web for the world to see at http://www.onpointnews.com/docs/charney2.pdf, in which this entire fake arbitration process is shared with readers like you and me.

Here you have an effort to create a false record for the purpose of issuing  a misleading press release to fool the public into believing the defendant was exonerated. It’s certainly fraud but is it actionable by anyone? And because the attempt was foiled by this new Darwin Awards winner, no harm was ever done.

We praise the ethical decision of JAMS neutral Daniel Weinstein in refusing to join in this attempt to use JAMS, and eventually the Courts, to perpetrate a public fraud.  Is there any question that an arbitrator who would go along with this sham would be violating his/her professional responsibilities (not to mention undermining JAMS’ sterling reputation)?

But where is the judicial outrage?  In the appellate court opinion, none of the justices took the defendant to task.   There is no indication that the trial court was shocked or concerned by the possibility that it was overseeing a settlement whose goal was to defraud the public.

The “A” in ADR does not mean “A”nything goes in the pursuit of expedited calendars.  It is alternative, not anarchic.

[editor's note: see also Nov. 16 (American Apparel's view of episode)]

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