In 1999, 13-year old Christopher Beamon of Denton County’s Ponder, Texas, was assigned to write a Halloween story, but when he wrote a horror tale of accidentally shooting a teacher, he earned more than an A+: the local district attorney, Bruce Isaacks, prosecuted him, and Judge Darlene Whitten ordered him detained for a week at a juvenile center.
Already one for the overlawyered files, but then the Dallas Observer printed a parody having Isaacks and Whitten go after Cindy Bradley, a fictional six-year-old girl who read Where the Wild Things Are for first-grade story time. Isaacks and Whitten sued for libel, under the theory that because the story wasn’t labeled satire, some readers might think it’s the real thing. Amazingly, a lower court was ready for this to go to a jury trial before the Texas Supreme Court stepped in Friday and unanimously voted to throw out the case. The Court noted, among other things, that the Beijing Evening News took seriously an Onion story about Congress requesting a dome with a retractable roof and that another Onion story titled “Al-Qaida Allegedly Engaging in Telemarketing” provoked a Michigan sheriff to issue a warning in a press release. (AP, “Court rules for Dallas Observer in libel suit”, Sep. 3; Jesse Walker, “Where the Wild Suits Are”, Reason, Feb.; New Times Inc. v. Isaacks opinion; Daniel Terdiman, “Onion Taken Seriously, Film at 11”, Wired, Apr. 14) (via Hit & Run).
Update, Sep. 9: Howard Bashman has a comprehensive run-down of coverage, and points us to this Dallas Observer story gloating in victory.
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