Creatively resolving grievances without resort to legal process:

As time went on [at my first job after law school, at the federal courthouse in Kansas City, Mo.], I met all manner of people who had business for the court. We met several people who complained that some government department or other was beaming invisible rays at their heads. One of these poor souls came in on a quiet Friday afternoon, so another clerk and I took him over to the Lexis terminal, at that point an imposing stand-alone console about the size of a small desk. We turned it on, typed in “Stop beaming rays at John Doe’s head,” hit “enter” and turned it off. Doe left happily, the voices in his head now silent, and we returned to our duties, knowing that we had helped one American citizen obtain justice in an imperfect world.

(Tom Alleman, “Are Pro Se Suits Ridiculous, Per Se?”, Texas Lawyer, May 9).

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