Tattoo-covered Eduardo Arrocha, who’s been eating nails for 15 years in the sideshow role of “Eak the Geek”, has decided to become a lawyer and has begun studies at Cooley Law School in Lansing. (AP/MLive, Sept. 4). James Taranto rather unkindly speculates that Arrocha’s career switch “will improve the prestige of both professions” (WSJ Best of the Web, Sept. 5).