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“Danny Simpson, a British man ”

“Brill says Simpson and his wife already have borrowed about $120,000 to pay the bills while he has undergone medical care, and he will require over $380,000 in future medical treatments. He’ll also need over $100,000 to pay the bills over the next two years while he recovers from spinal surgery…”

But I thought that Britain was the mecca of socialized medicine and if so Mr. Simpson’s medical care should be free. At least that’s what Paul Krugman would have us believe.

I am strongly considering that for the new year I can going to hit myself on the head with a sledge hammer and have my lawyer sue the manufacturer.

Bob

I think I will call myself some slutty names and sue myself for slander. Truth is, lawsuits are running amuk, and there is no one at the wheel.
Madalyn

I tripped and fell in my own home on New Year’s Eve morning. Almost, but not quite, hitting my head on a bookcase. I may well have cracked my kneecap but as there’s no treatment for that, I decided not to go to the emergency room and waste resources (x-rays, provider time, etc). Several days later, it’s getting better with rest and pain relievers and pulling my pants leg up before I sit down (the worst pain was the pressure of the taut cloth on the knee).

So who do I sue for pain and suffering?

Bob, I hope you knock a hole in your brain and become paralyzed for the rest of your shortened lifetime so you can think about your ah so funny joke.

Madalyn, you are a slut, we all know that, so you have no case. And please don’t touch my wheel.

Kimsch, you are a drunk, you should not sue anyone.

This is the greatest assembly of overlawyered losers I have seen.

If I do, Abraham, my family won’t hire a lawyer to collect just under $3.3 million in contingency fees.

Bob