Funny warnings from Antenna Direct of Missouri [Consumerist] And Australian prawns (shrimp) are sold with a reassurance that the accompanying promotional material is “not implicitly or explicitly directed at minors, excluded persons, or vulnerable or disadvantaged groups.” [Hey, What Did I Miss? (Institute for Public Affairs)]
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Actually the warning just after that is what kills me:
“Do not throw antenna at spouse.”
I mean that is hilariously specific. in an expressio unius sort of way, i guess it is okay to throw it at your child, or parent, brother, sister, or just a complete stranger.