Amy, EPA is not attempting to put anyone out of business. Read the reasoning for the rule. Because milk contains a sufficiently high percentage of non-petroleum oil, under the Oil Spill Prevention, Control and Countermeasure Program rule, milk is oil. This is very straight-forward legalese logic.
This reasoning does expand EPA’s regulatory reach. Accordingly, from now on, all of your Victoria’s Secret apparel for above the waist wear will have to come equipped with dikes and berms to contain and control any “oil spills” that may come from the “oil storage tanks.”
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Is there some secret race on to see how many businesses can be driven out of businesses in the shortest period of time?
Stay in sight, citizen. You have broke the code. Please wait for us to come and give you a ride to the camps.
Amy, EPA is not attempting to put anyone out of business. Read the reasoning for the rule. Because milk contains a sufficiently high percentage of non-petroleum oil, under the Oil Spill Prevention, Control and Countermeasure Program rule, milk is oil. This is very straight-forward legalese logic.
This reasoning does expand EPA’s regulatory reach. Accordingly, from now on, all of your Victoria’s Secret apparel for above the waist wear will have to come equipped with dikes and berms to contain and control any “oil spills” that may come from the “oil storage tanks.”
I suppose that now when I drop a carton of milk in the kitchen I will have to report it to the Coast Guard.