Litigious Numismatists Launch First Strike on “First Strikes”

AP reports (Dec. 17 — via the Las Vegas Sun and Insurance Journal) on a new suit in Florida seeking compensation for coin collectors allegedly duped by application of the designation "first strike" to collectible coins: 

[S]ome collectors say the label is misleading and that the coins aren’t special at all.  Now, a Miami attorney has filed class-action federal lawsuits on behalf of potentially thousands of collectors claiming that the "first strike” designation is unfair and deceptive.  More than $10 million in damages could be at stake.

‘Basically, what we are saying is that it’s impossible to know which coin is the "first strike,"” said attorney Charles Lipcon, who filed the lawsuits on behalf of collector Thomas Francisco and others.  ‘People are paying a lot of money and not getting a better coin. Really, there’s no difference between those coins and any other coins.”

Named defendants are two leading coin sellers, Numismatic Guaranty Corp., of Sarasota, Florida, and Professional Coin Grading Service of Newport Beach, California.  Their spokespersons maintain that the companies’ definitions of "first strike" are clear, acccurate and reasonable.  The $10 Million valuation of the claims comes from the plaintiff’s attorneys, and is based on the assumption that the U.S. District Court will grant class action status to the case.

The story makes clear that any knowledgeable collector should know that “first strike” status is by and large an abstract concept: it is “first strike” because people say it is “first strike,” with little or no objective correlation to the physical quality of the coin in question.  In essence, the potential class plaintiffs are disappointed because they have lost the opportunity to share with others — or, more likely, collect a premium resale price from others for — the essentially imaginary extra value that the words “first strike” carry with them.

The suit is a change of pace for the plaintiff’s counsel, the Miami firm of Lipcon, Margulies & Alsina, whose website emphasizes their specialty in bringing suits against cruise lines.

Florida Supreme Court: Forum Shoppers Need Not Fly South for the Winter

Insurance Journal reports that the Florida Supreme Court has rejected an attempt by seasonal residents to apply more favorable Florida rules to their claims under non-Florida auto insurance policies:

‘Snowbirds” and other part-time Florida residents who insure their cars back home cannot make claims under Florida laws that may be more favorable to them than those in their own states, the state Supreme Court has ruled.

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‘Although Florida welcomes its many visitors, whether for short or extended stays, we cannot rewrite their out-of-state contracts,’ Justice Raoul Cantero wrote for the high court.

Interested readers can view the full Opinion [PDF] in State Farm Mutual Ins. Co. v. Roach, Case No. SC04-1313 (Dec. 14, 2006).

Newspaper owner: remove that window sign or else

Highlights Hair Salon owner Eric Zahm sympathized with workers seeking to form a union at the Santa Barbara News-Press, so he put a sign in his window reading “McCaw Obey the Law”, referring to the paper’s owner, Wendy McCaw. Next thing you know, McCaw’s lawyer, Barry Cappello, fired off a letter to Zahm threatening “appropriate action” if the sign were not taken down, on the grounds that the sign’s message exposed his client to “hatred, contempt and ridicule.” Zahm caved in for fear of a suit and took down the sign. So much for the notion that all newspaper magnates are devotees of freedom of speech (Matt Cota, “Santa Barbara News-Press Owner Threatens Hair Stylist Over Sign”, KSBY, Dec. 15).

More: In the comments, reader “imafish” alerts us to another lawsuit in which Ampersand Publishing LLC, which publishes the News-Press, has sued reporter Susan Paterno, claiming that an article she wrote about the newspaper in the American Journalism Review was a “biased, false and misleading diatribe”; charging her with libel and product disparagement, it asks unspecified compensatory and punitive damages. (Greg Risling, “Publisher Sues Reporter Over Story”, AP/Newsday, Dec. 19).

Because we all love wacky pro se suits: Ward v. Arm & Hammer

Via the District of New Jersey, please find attached the order dismissing the case in Ward v. Arm & Hammer [sic], 341 F.Supp.2d 499 (2004): no, a baking soda manufacturer has no legal duty to warn users that using baking soda to cook crack cocaine is illegal. (See David Lat’s blog for the complaint.)

We can still find something to complain about, though: the district court has the power under 28 U.S.C. § 1915 to dismiss the case sua sponte as frivolous, which this case was in even the most narrow and technical senses of the word, or even just to dismiss the case for failure to state a claim without waiting for briefing. Church & Dwight Co., the makers of Arm & Hammer, was forced to retain Morgan, Lewis & Bockius to file multiple briefs in the federal court at not inconsiderable expense to rid itself of this nuisance suit.

More on product liability, including many successful cases not much less wacky than this one, on our product liability page.

Update: The post originally protested the granting of in forma pauperis status; David Giacalone correctly points out in the comments that IFP status is automatic without a showing of bad faith, and that my complaint was with the failure of the court to exercise its sua sponte powers to dismiss. I’ve corrected the post accordingly.

Sellers “sabotaging themselves” with “evil lawyers”

One inexperienced, grandstanding or lackadaisical lawyer can foul things up. Two can make life unbearable. A few months ago — through a long, hot August — two lawyers jousted over the sale of a Sutton Place two-bedroom listed for $1.375 million, even though the buyer and seller had already agreed on a price. “Literally from the moment these two attorneys made contact,” said Joan Sacks, an associate broker at Stribling & Associates, “there were sparks.”

The lawyers’ conflagration baffled and shocked Ms. Sacks, who was representing the seller.

“There were fiery e-mails shooting between attorneys that stopped short of saying, ‘You’re a moron.’ I was trying to step in as peacemaker and say: ‘Let’s keep the deal together, boys. Let’s stay on track, let’s stay focused.’ It got to the point where it wasn’t about the deal anymore. It was about who was going to win — who was going to make the other appear to be so dumb that they would come out with some banner on their back saying they were the smartest attorney in town.”

Before the contract could be signed, brokers for both sides swooped in and deposited their clients alone together in the Sutton Place apartment.

“When they finally spoke, the intensity was defused,” Ms. Sacks said. “I think the buyer and seller were very reasonable. It’s just that sticking points that shouldn’t have existed at all were intensified as issues by the attorneys.”

Third week in a row the Sunday Real Estate section in the Times highlighted lawyer-caused problems; if only the News and Business section reporters were to take lessons. (Teri Karush Rogers, “How Not to Scare Off Buyers”, NY Times, Dec. 17).

“iPhone” iPWNed?

December 18 isn’t a typical day for new-product announcements, but Linksys announced a new VOIP phone today. The timing makes more sense when one realizes that Apple was about to announce an iPod-compatible cell phone in January, a product that was widely called “iPhone” in the press, but that Linksys owned the “iPhone” trademark since 1996. But without a product using the trademark, Linksys would not have been able to hold on to the name. By preempting the name, Linksys will either be able to extract rents from Apple on a now valuable trademark or force Apple to spend millions creating a new name for the product that doesn’t have the advantage of the brand extension from Apple’s “iMac” and “iPod.” (“The Working Guy” blog; Gizmodo blog (and followup ) (h/t WF)).

Spanking update

(Earlier: May 2; Apr. 27.)

Company supervisors, who often administered the spankings, testified in April that [Janet] Orlando was a willing participant in the team-building exercises and that she never complained about being spanked. They said she quit because she was passed over for a promotion.

An attorney representing the company likened the activities to old-fashioned fraternity hazing and said they were not meant to harm anyone.

But a jury sided with Orlando and awarded her $1.7 million — of which Orlando was to receive $800,000.

After Alarm One filed an appeal, Orlando agreed to settle the case for $1.4 million.

Except now, Orlando’s lawyer claims, the insurer has backed out of the settlement (the insurer refused to comment, so the press has only one side to report), so he’s seeking to leverage this alleged refusal to pay into a $5.6 million bad-faith award. As for Orlando herself, she blames a recent shoplifting arrest and no-contest plea (her third in three years) on stress from the dispute and newfound fame. Also left unexplained by the story: how it came to be that Orlando was to receive less than half of her award, with the majority going to her lawyer. (Chris Collins, “Award in spanking suit going unpaid”, Fresno Bee, Dec. 14).