“Would it be too cynical to speculate…?”

“Would it be too cynical to speculate that what may be going on here is that class counsel wanted a settlement that would give them a generous fee and Fleet wanted a settlement that would extinguish 1.4 million claims against it at no cost to itself?” — Judge Richard Posner, writing for a unanimous Seventh Circuit panel in the class action case of Mirfasihi v. Fleet Mortgage Corp., Jan. 29 (PDF). Answering his own question, Posner continues: “The settlement that the district judge approved sold these 1.4 million claimants down the river.” (via How Appealing, whose author Howard Bashman has just announced that he’s striking out to launch his own appellate practice). More: David Giacalone is on the case.

Reparations suit dismissal, cont’d

The pseudonymous “Mindles H. Dreck” at Asymmetrical Information has some comments (Jan. 28) on Judge Norgle’s dismissal of the slavery reparations lawsuit (see Jan. 26)(documents at site of defendant Aetna). What criteria, he wonders, dictated the selection of banks, railroads, tobacco and insurance companies to be sued in the case? “1. A continuous history — who ever thought avoiding the M&A craze would be a liability? 2. Availability of records — one Historical Society officer noted to me that corporations have reconsidered or requested the return of donated archives since the suit.” Deep pockets, of course. And finally: “Defendants have to be vulnerable to PR damage.” This last point suggests why reparations advocates may not unreasonably imagine there is potential money to be made in pursuing more rounds of suits even if courts never rule in their favor.

Lunch at NYU Saturday

I’ll be the luncheon speaker this Saturday at 12 noon at the Federalist Society’s conference at New York University on “Enforcing Corporate Responsibility Through Criminal Law“. (Yes, this is rather short notice to NYC-area readers; I was tapped to fill in for a luncheon speaker who couldn’t make it.) Earlier, between 10:00 a.m. and noon, a distinguished panel will discuss corporate misconduct and the role of prosecutors, including: Prof. John Baker, Louisiana State Univ. Law Center; the Hon. Mary Beth Buchanan, U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Pa.; the Hon. Eileen O’Connor, Assistant Attorney General, Tax Division, U.S. Department of Justice; and the Hon. George Terwilliger III, White and Case, LLP.

Today’s Ninth Circuit follies

“John Roe” is a San Diego police officer who was fired when it was discovered that, in violation of department policies on moonlighting, he was selling videos of himself stripping from a police uniform and masturbating. (The pseudonymous Mr. Roe turns out to be considerably more modest when it comes to self-identification in his litigation, as opposed to his homemade videos.) Roe was discovered when he sold an official police uniform on eBay, and an investigation turned up the videos as well. In an expansion of existing Supreme Court precedent on the First Amendment, the Ninth Circuit in a 2-1 decision held that Roe could proceed with a lawsuit against the City over his firing. (Roe v. San Diego; Reuters, Jan. 29). (Update: Supreme Court summarily reverses in 9-0 decision, Dec. 7).

Submarine patents run aground

Big news from federal court in Nevada: U.S. District Judge Philip Pro ruled that the estate of deceased inventor Jerome Lemelson “can’t enforce 14 patents relating to machine vision and bar-code technologies because the prolific inventor and his estate waited too long to pursue the alleged infringers. The so-called ‘submarine patents’ are invalid, Pro ruled, and are not infringed by products made by Symbol Technologies Inc. and Cognex Corp.” (Brenda Sandburg, “Judge Torpedoes Dead Inventor’s Patent Claims”, The Recorder, Jan. 27; Cognex press release, Jan. 26). Jesse Jenner, a Fish & Neave attorney who represents Symbol and Cognex, told The Reporter that defendant companies have paid Lemelson interests an estimated $1.5 billion in the face of threatened or actual litigation. “This is probably the most substantial licensing program of any individual patentee in history,” Jenner said. “It’s now essentially terminated.” For more on the fabulous Lemelson patent litigation machine, see May 10, 2001 and links from there; Feb. 11-12, 2002.

Update: killer nurse lawsuits

Plenty of families have already sued or are planning to sue hospitals that employed alleged killer nurse Charles Cullen. However, a common thread in many suits “seems to be that the lawyers pursuing them have gathered little evidence that Cullen was responsible for patients who died or fell ill.” (“Killer Nurse Case Sparks Medical Lawsuits”, AP/FoxNews.com, Jan. 15). And columnist Paul Carpenter of the Allentown (Pa.) Morning Call finds an irony in the circumstance (see Dec. 18) that Cullen bounced from hospital to hospital while each new employer was kept in the dark about his past, fear of litigation having choked off frank reference-giving: “it was the legal establishment that prevented employers from learning about a prospective worker’s background, allowing Nurse Cullen to run amok, and now it is the legal establishment that is eagerly seeking to reap enormous profits by blaming the medical institutions that employed him.” (“Who, the man asks, created the problem?”, Dec. 23)

Juries not rolling over for Explorer suits

To judge from some of the press coverage, you’d think the Ford Explorer was the most sinister passenger vehicle in human history. And yet “Ford Motor Co. successfully has defended the popular sport utility vehicle in 10 consecutive jury trials.” On the other hand, the automaker has paid millions of dollars to settle Explorer cases: perhaps 1,500 of them, according to an estimate proffered by one California plaintiff’s lawyer. Ford won’t give out numbers. (“Explorer verdicts go Ford’s way”, Detroit News, Jan. 26)(see also Jan. 8).

Mark Steyn on John Edwards

“[H]is stump speech often sounds less like a political platform and more like a laundry list of class-action suits he’d like to get a piece of ?- we need to act against credit card companies that charge excessive interest etc.” (“Knowns, unknowns and the Ketchup Kid”, Daily Telegraph (UK), Jan. 27). The cash register continues to ring for Edwards with his friends in the Texas bar: “At the end of the fall filing period for campaign contributions, Texans had given more to John Edwards than to all of the other Democratic candidates combined, almost $2 million.” (Shelley Kofler, “Texas money a major part of Edwards’ NH campaign”, WFAA-TV (Dallas-Fort Worth), Jan. 27). On the other hand, Dave Barry thinks the photogenic Senator may be losing the bowlers’ vote (“Senator who? We’re trying to bowl here!!”, Miami Herald, Jan. 26; Julian Borger, “Edwards bowls along, with Dean still at a loss”, The Guardian (UK), Jan. 26)(via Command Post). See also Rich Lowry, “The Trial Lawyer?s Shtick”, syndicated/National Review Online, Jan. 27.

Madison County coffee case

It’s an entry that seems like self-parody for this site — a Madison County lawsuit over spilled coffee — but the lawsuit against Starbucks is true. It differs from the McDonald’s case in that it involves a defective cup, but the alleged second-degree burns show that, once again, the plaintiffs’ bar’s claim that McDonald’s coffee was unusually likely to burn was somewhat fictional. (Brian Brueggeman, “Lawyer: McDonald’s coffee case different”, Belleville News-Democrat, Jan. 27) (via Obscure Store).