Overlawyered.com commentary
[through
mid-June 2003. Items after that date collected
here]:
Tipple your way to court, 2003: "Shouldn't
have let him get so drunk" (Australia), May 12. 2002:
"'Woman freezes; sues city, cabbie'",
Sept. 18-19; "Wasn't his fault
for lying drunk under truck", Aug. 16-18; "Hey,
no fair talking about the pot" (highway rollover), Apr. 12-14; "European
workplace notes" (employer responsible for vodka overdose), Feb. 25-26;
"'Drunken Driver's Widow Wins
Court's OK To Sue Carmaker'", Feb. 25-26. 2001: "'Teen
hit by train while asleep on tracks sues railroad'", Dec. 12; "'Man
suing after drunken driving crash'", Aug. 20-21; "Don't
rock the Coke machine", Jul. 20-22; "Court
says tipsy topless dancer can sue club", Jul. 3-4; "Jury:
drunk driver hardly responsible at all for fatal crash", Jun. 15-17;
"It was the bar's fault",
Apr. 13-15; "'Court upholds workers
compensation for drunk, injured worker'", Apr. 6-8; "'Woman
who drove drunk gets $300,000'" (Ontario), Feb. 7-8 (& see Sept.
24, second case: $18 million); "'All
you can drink' winner sues over fall", Jan. 31-Feb. 1. 2000:
"'Fla. DUI Teen Sues Police'"
(should have arrested him, he argues), Nov. 14; "$65
million Texas verdict: driver at twice the legal blood limit" (estate
sues automaker), Mar. 28 (& Oct.
13, 2003: reversed on appeal); "Zapped
pylon-climber sues liquor-servers, utility", Mar. 6. 1999:
"Personal responsibility wins
a round" (judge rejects case from Pa. man who got drunk and climbed
high voltage catenary), Sept. 17-19.
Maybe crime does pay, 2003: "'Robber
sues clerk who shot him during holdup'", May 6; "Not
an April Fool's joke", Apr. 1; "'Burglars
to be banned from suing victims'" (U.K.), Mar. 10-11; "'Family
of electrocuted thief gets $75,000'", Feb. 26; "Tried
to outrun Coast Guard in chase", Feb. 14-16; "'No
suits by lawbreakers, please'", Jan. 27-28 (& Jan.
31-Feb. 2). 2002: "'Mom
who drugged kids' ice cream sues'", Nov. 1-3; "'Patient
sues hospital for letting him out on night he killed'" (Australia,
psychiatric case), Oct. 16-17; "'Crime
pays for teenage lout'" (Australia), Sept. 3-4; "'After
stabbing son, mom sues doctors'", May 31-Jun. 2; "'Barbed
wire might hurt burglars, pensioner warned'", May 28-29; "Hospital
rapist sues hospital", May 22-23 (& Mar.
5-7, 2003: court dismisses case); "Lawyers
say taxpayers owe $41 million to smuggled illegals' survivors", May
10-12; "L.A. police sued, and
sued" (by family of gunman killed in shootout), Apr. 12-14; "Should
have arrested him faster" (frostbite in the open), Mar. 1-3; "Vandal's
dad sues store over blaze", Feb. 6-7; "Paroled
prisoner: pay for not supervising me", Jan. 4-6. 2001:
"Firefighter's demand: back pay
for time facing criminal rap", Aug. 29-30; "'Man
suing after drunken driving crash'", Aug. 20-21; "'Criminals
could sue their victims'" (U.K.), Jul. 26; "'Woman
who drove drunk gets $300,000'" (Ontario), Feb. 7-8; "Crime
does pay" (Denver burglar shot by police gets $1.2 million), Feb. 2.
2000:
"'Burglar sues for compensation'"
(Australia), Nov. 21 (& see Apr.
1-2, 2002); "'Fla. DUI Teen
Sues Police'" (should have arrested him, he argues), Nov. 14; "Killed
his mother, now suing his psychiatrists", Oct. 2; "Not
my fault, I" (woman who murdered daughter sues psychiatrists), May
17; "From the labor arbitration
front" (disallowed firing of employee who pleaded no contest to larceny),
Mar. 28; "Crime does pay, cont'd"
(North Hollywood, Calif. bank robber killed in police shootout), Feb. 23
(& update Mar. 23: mistrial
declared after jury deadlock); "County
to pay 'mountain man' burglar $412,500", Feb. 15. 1999: "'Two
men shot in suspected drug deal win $1.7 million'", Dec. 15 (&
update Jun. 6, 2001: appeals
court overturns); "California's
worst?" (bank robber sues after hidden tear-gas device goes off in
loot), Dec. 14; "Drunks have
rights, too", Dec. 1 (& update Jul.
24-25, 2000: appeals court throws out award). See also our editor's
article on New
York's "mugger millionaire" case.
Pools & swimming, 2003: "'Lawyers
spoil fun'" (Ga. water park), May 19; "'Florida
jury awards $100M for pool accident'", Feb. 13. 2002:
"Australia's litigation debate",
May 24-26. 2001: "Australian
roundup" (bodysurfer), Nov. 23-25; "Needed:
assumption of risk", Jul. 27-29. 2000: "'How's
the pool?'" (Las Vegas Strip's Frontier Hotel recommended for its pre-big-lawsuits
deep end), Feb. 23; "Latest shallow-end
pool dive case", Jan. 24 (& update Oct.
13, 2003). 1999: "Razor
wire on the pool fence" (homeowner finds it too big a legal risk to
let local kids swim), Jul. 27.
"Should have watched his step
answering call of nature", Mar. 8-9, 2003.
Couldn't help eating it, 2003: "Give
me my million", Jun. 20-22; "Judge
tosses McDonald's obesity case", Jan. 23 (& Jan.
27-28); "Anti-diet activist
hopes to sue Weight Watchers", Jan. 13-14. 2002: Letter
to the editor, Oct. 23; "Claim:
docs should have done more to help woman quit smoking and lose weight",
Sept. 18-19; "Personal responsibility
roundup", Sept. 12; "Fat
suits, cont'd", Jul. 26-28; "'Ailing
man sues fast-food firms'", Jul. 25; "Sin-suit
city", Jun. 10; "McArdle on
food as next-tobacco", May 27; "'Targeting
"big food"'", Apr. 29-30; "Life
imitates parody: 'Whose Fault Is Fat?'", Jan. 23-24. 2001:
"'Diabetic German judge sues Coca-Cola
for his health condition'", Nov. 18. 2000: "'Caffeine
added to sodas aims to addict -- study'", Aug. 18-20. 1999:
"Toffee maker sued for tooth
irritation", Nov. 5-7; "Not
just our imagination" (calls for class-action suits against fast-food,
meat purveyors), Sept. 25-26.
Warning labels and disclaimers, 2003: "'Wacky
Warning Label' winners", Jan. 13-14. 2002: "Satirical-disclaimer
Hall of Fame" (Australian humor magazine), Oct. 28-29; "'Warning
...'" (Dave Barry humor column), Aug. 16-18; "Read
the label, then ignore it if you like" (flammable carpet adhesive),
Jul. 12-14; "Pitcher, hit by line
drive, sues maker of baseball bat", Apr. 19-21; "Injured
in 'human hockey puck' stunt", Mar. 18; "'Before
you cheer ... "Sign here"'", Mar. 15-17; "Didn't
know cinema seats retracted", Feb. 13-14; "Warning
on fireplace log: 'risk of fire'", Jan. 25-27. 2001: "Et
tu, UT?" (Utah will not enforce parent-signed release forms for children),
Nov. 16-18; "Disclaimer rage?",
Oct. 15; "Needed: assumption
of risk", Jul. 27-29; "Quite
an ankle sprain" (failure to warn of gopher holes in parks), Apr. 20-22;
"'Wacky Warning Label' winners",
Jan. 19-21. 2000: "Columnist-fest"
(Girl Scout horseback riding disclaimer), Apr. 6; "Rise
of the high school sleepover disclaimer", Mar. 22; "From
our mail sack: skin art disclaimers" (tattoo consent form), Mar. 1;
"Weekend reading: columnist-fest"
(Laura Pulfer on warning labels), Feb. 5-6; "Never
iron clothes while they're being worn" (Wacky Warning Label contest
winners), Jan. 18 (& letter
to editor, Jan. 21-23). 1999: "Christmas
lawyer humor" (Yuletide greetings consisting entirely of disclaimers),
Dec. 23-26; "Weekend reading"
(disclaimers "creeping into nearly every aspect of American life"), Jul.
31-Aug. 1.
Blamed for suicides, 2003: "'No
suits by lawbreakers, please'", Jan. 27-28 (& Jan.
31-Feb. 2). 2002: "The
blame for suicide", Sept. 25-26; "'Addictive'
computer game blamed for suicide", Apr. 3-4. 2001: "Utah:
rescue searchers sued", Nov. 26, 2001; "'Shooting
range sued over suicide'", Sept. 27; "$3
million verdict for selling gun used in suicide", Sept. 17; "'Suicide-
Attempt Survivor Sues'" (department that issued cop his gun), Jan.
24-25.
Excuse syndromes, 2002: "Blue-ribbon
excuses" (sex on train), Oct. 7-8; "So
depressed he stole $300K", Mar. 19; "Rough
divorce predisposed him to hire hitman", Feb. 13-14. 2001: "Stories
that got away" (multiple-personality defense), Jul. 23; "'Pseudologica
fantastica' won't fly" (judge's fibs on resume), Jun. 7 (& Aug.
20-21); "Judge buys shopaholic
defense in embezzling", May 25-27; "The
malaria drug made him do it", Mar. 28. 2000: "Blue-ribbon
excuses" (baked goods mutilator, lawyer pleading incompetent self-representation),
Oct. 6-9; "Predestination made
him do it" (Pope's assassin and Fatima prophecy), June 6; "Victim
of the century?" (misbehaving school principal collects disability
benefits for sexual compulsion), Jun. 2-4; "Prozac
made him rob banks", Mar. 1; "Blue-ribbon
excuse syndromes", Feb. 12-13; "Latest
excuse syndromes", Jan. 13-14. 1999: "Doctor
sues insurer, claims sex addiction", Oct. 13.
"Lightning bolt in amusement
park's parking lot", Jun. 23, 2003; "'Woman
attacked by goose sues county'", Jan. 27-28, 2003; "Quite
an ankle sprain" (watch where you're going in parks), Apr. 20-22, 2001.
"MIT sued over student's nitrous-oxide
death", Feb. 25, 2003; "By
reader acclaim: 'Parents file suit over student's drug death'" (abuse
of Oxycontin), Jul. 25, 2001.
"Take care of myself?
That's the doc's job", Feb. 14-16, 2003; "Claim:
docs should have done more to help woman quit smoking and lose weight"
(Pa.), Sept. 18-19, 2002.
"Satirical-disclaimer Hall
of Fame" (Australian humor magazine), Oct. 28-29, 2002; "Tobacco:
Boeken record" (The Onion parody), June 19, 2001; "Jury
orders 'Big Chocolate' to pay $135 billion to obese consumers" (parody),
Aug. 3, 2000; "This side of parodies"
(fictional account of self-inflicted icepick injury), Oct. 5-6, 1999.
Sports risks: "Sis-Boom-Sue"
(cheerleading), Jan. 15-16, 2003; "Skating
first, instructions later", Sept. 25-26, 2002; "Pitcher
hit by line drive sues maker of baseball bat", Apr. 19-21, 2002; "Australian
roundup" (Perth bodysurfer), Nov. 23-25, 2001; "Needed:
assumption of risk" (baseball thrown into stands, skydiving), July
27-29; "'Lawsuits could tame ski
slopes'", Feb. 6, 2001; "Promising
areas for suits" (foul-ball cases and other stadium injuries), Dec.
7, 2000; "Teams liable for fans'
safety" (Colorado: hockey puck hit into stands), Aug. 15; "'Skydivers
don't sue'", May 26-29; "Trips
on shoelace, demands $10 million from Nike", April 7-9, 2000.
Gambling: Letter to
the editor, Oct. 23, 2002; "Personal
responsibility roundup", Sept. 12; "Sin-suit
city", Jun. 10; "'Next tobacco'
watch: gambling", May 20-21, 2002 (& May
31, Jun. 28);
"'Gambling
addiction' class action" (Quebec), June 20, 2001.
Hot beverages: "Litigation
good for the country?" (Carl T. Bogus), Aug. 19, 2002; "British
judge rejects hot-drink suits", Mar. 29-31, 2002 (& Aug.
10, 2000); "By reader acclaim"
(Illinois case; complainant sues mother), Jan. 11, 2001; "'Court
says warning about hot coffee unnecessary'" (Nevada Supreme Court),
Jul. 18, 2000; "Now it's hot
chocolate", Apr. 4, 2000.
"'Family of boy injured by
leopard may sue'", Jul. 18, 2002; "Skinny-dipping
with killer whale: 'incredibly bad judgment'", Sept. 21, 1999 (Oct.
7 update: case dropped).
"Wasn't his fault for lying
drunk under truck", Aug. 16-18, 2002; "'Win
Big! Lie in Front of a Train!'", Jun. 26-27, 2002 (& Jul.
12-14); "Australian roundup"
(graffiti artist on train), Nov. 23-25, 2001; "Hit
after laying on RR tracks; sues railroad", Oct. 23, 2001.
"'Man awarded $60,000 for falling
over barrier'", Mar. 5, 2002.
"Utah: rescue searchers sued",
Nov. 26, 2001.
"Suit blames drugmaker for
Columbine", Oct. 24-25, 2001.
"Mosh pit mayhem", Sept.
7-9, 2001.
"Urban legend alert: six 'irresponsibility'
lawsuits", Aug. 27-28, 2001.
"Don't rock the Coke machine",
Jul. 20-22, 2001.
"Tobacco: Boeken record",
June 19, 2001.
Scary!: "From dinner
party to court" (U.K. hypnotist), May 22, 2001; "Hypnotist
sued by entranced spectator", March 3-14, 2001; "Girl
puts head under guillotine; sues when hurt", March 8, 2000; "Haunted
house too scary", Jan. 6, 2000; "'Scared
out of business'" (decline of community Halloween haunted houses),
Nov. 5-7, 1999.
Stop having fun (children's recreation): see schools
page.
"Tendency of elastic items to recoil well known",
Mar. 6, 2001.
"By reader acclaim" (sues
alleged crack dealers over own addiction), Jan. 11, 2001.
"Smoker's suit nixed in Norway",
Dec. 18-19, 2000; "Personal responsibility
takes a vacation in Miami" (Engle tobacco verdict), July 8, 1999.
"Highway responsibility"
(Derrick Thomas suit), Nov. 28, 2000.
"Fat tax proposed in New Zealand",
Oct. 31, 2000.
"More things you can't have:
raw-milk cheeses", Oct. 3, 2000; "More
things you can't have" (unpasteurized cider, New England square dances),
Sept. 27, 1999; "More things
you can't have" (rare hamburgers, food sent to summer camp), August
9, 1999.
"Smoking and responsibility:
columnists weigh in" (after Florida verdict), Jul. 28-30, 2000.
"'"Whiplash!" America's most
frivolous lawsuits'" (book collects cases), Jul. 14-16, 2000.
"Inmate: you didn't supervise
me" (horseplay alone in cell), Jul. 7, 2000.
"Can't sue over affair with
doctor" (court rules it was consensual), Jun. 13, 2000.
"Risky? Who'da thunk
it?" (currency speculator sues over losses), Jun. 9-11, 2000.
"'Jury awards apparent record
$220,000 for broken finger'" (hurt while dancing), May 22, 2000.
"Videogame maker agrees to
furnish safety gloves", Mar. 13, 2000.
"Letourneau scandal: now where's
my million?" (boy sues), Apr. 20, 2000.
"All dressed up", Apr.
19, 2000.
"Down repressed-memory lane
I: costly fender-bender" (eggshell-psyche plaintiff), Dec. 29-30, 1999.
"Down repressed-memory lane
II: distracted when she signed" (separation agreement), Dec. 29-30,
1999.
"GM verdict roundup" (lawyers
shift drunk drivers' responsibility to automakers), Dec. 16, 1999; "Drunks
have rights, too", Dec. 1, 1999.
"Rolling the dice (cont'd)"
(Internet gambler sues credit card companies that advanced him money),
Dec. 7, 1999; "Rolling the dice"
(same), Aug. 26, 1999.
"Responsibility, RIP"
(columnist Mona Charen), Nov. 2, 1999.
"The art of blame" (death
of child left in hot van), Oct. 20, 1999.
"Nominated by reader acclamation"
(killer's parents sue school district, lawmen for failing to prevent Columbine
massacre), Oct. 18, 1999.
"Block PATH to lawsuits"
(fall out of tree in yard, sue your employer), Sept. 1, 1999.
"To restore individual responsibility,
bring back contract principles" (Cato Institute paper by Prof. Michael
Krauss), Aug. 16, 1999.
"Somebody might trip"
(NYC condemns prints-of-the- Hollywood-stars sidewalk as slip hazard),
Aug. 13, 1999.
"All have lost, and all must
have damages" (huge award to salesman who hawked bad insurance policies
since he's a victim too), Aug. 3, 1999.
|